Author’s Statement

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Lame duck my foot… we'll see who's left standing by the time he's done quackin'.

More Performances to Come in '08!

Men wedding men? That's no good.
They should be choppin',
   not sharin' wood.
Marriage is important for
   the neighborhood
It's between a man and a woman.

Take me and Laura, we're
   of opposite gender–
Though we do enjoy the
   occasional rear-ender–
We had two daughters like
   nature intended
The Constitution should be amended.

—Chap. 13, "Political Season"

Table of Contents

  1. First Hunnerd Days
  2. The Test
  3. The Scandal of N. Ron
  4. Let's Roll!
  5. Back at The Ranch...
  6. 2002--A Very Good Year
  7. 2003
  8. Road To Baghdad
  9. Mission Accomplished
  10. Loosening up
  11. Kalifornia
  12. Say Ahhhh....
  13. Political Season
  14. Early Returns
  15. Adbul Grub
  16. The Debates
  17. 'Lection Day
  18. Political Capital
  19. Autopilot
  20. Summer of Flood

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